But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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