How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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