Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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