if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
