Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i've created a new STD.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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