It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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