The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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