just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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