You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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