have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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