she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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