The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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