Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
