Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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