she was so not down for the gang bang
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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