There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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