He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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