i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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