yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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