He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
third nipple confirmed
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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