It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Little spoons don't ask big questions
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
