How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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