make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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