Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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