He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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