It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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