Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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