did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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