Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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