wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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