I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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