Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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