There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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