question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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