There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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