Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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