Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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