I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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