in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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