Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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