so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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