The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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