All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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