Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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