You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm passing your future prison.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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