we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
In other news, I just burned my penis
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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