He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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