No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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