Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
being pregnant is like rehab
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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