Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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