i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it's like heaven, but drunker
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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