it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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