He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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