you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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