I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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