with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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