they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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