i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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