go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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