He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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